Sunday, August 26, 2012

"Dearest Darling Potential Suitor, Please remember that I am a 43 year old woman and not an 18 year old beer banging college freshman. Requests for texts of my various body parts will get you dismissed without prejudice."

Oh sweet jeezus. Do I even have to explain why this is an issue?!?!?! And this was not his first request. I can't tell if he thinks he persistence will wear me down and I'll send pictures of my hoo-ha or if he is just stupid.

Honestly girls...if you think being single is swell and you're thinking about dumping your man because he annoys you---take my blog as a cautionary tale....

No pictures please,
Kitten With a Wisk

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